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What on earth are you reading this for you little freak? I'm just some guy that makes jokes on the internet and you wanted to read MORE about me? You're a crazy little goblin person.

If you MUST know I'm a London based miniature micro influencer on TikTok. I also happen to make Youtube videos, write little think pieces/articles and conduct my self in a silly manor across the internet whilst talking about politics and pop culture. 

I'm into bouldering, cycling, comedy, documentaries and football because even though I'm technically very slay I'm still a 20 something white guy. 

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