Welcome to cum town bitch

Who are you and how did you get in here?

Hello! You might have seen me on TikTok talking about current affairs and making silly jokes. I’m the one that wears a hat, has a moustache, and sounds like Matt Berry? Sound familiar? Probably not. Somehow in the year and a half that I've been making things I’ve gained 36 thousand followers and have over 2 million likes on my poorly made content. For a visual, that’s enough people to not sell out Wembley. Thanks to the mild popularity of my content, I’ve been on a couple podcasts and met some very creative people. Which is what has inspired me to try and make something a little bit…I don't know, bigger?

So in an attempt to do more I’m starting up this lovely little site to house everything I fancy making. That will include silly video essays, blog posts, satirical articles and anything else I want because it's my fucking website and frankly I can do what I want so stop asking ya stinky bitch.

Now why on earth do I think I’m qualified to do that? Fuck knows honestly. My day job is working on TV shows so I’m used to writing and creating things for a living and sometimes they’re actually a little bit good. I also do very amateur open mic stand-up comedy whenever I have the spare time, which means I’m full of sharp whit and a wicked need for approval. Based off that I figure I’m PERFECT for having my own website and making more content. Also, my mum thinks I’m funny and so do enough people to populate a desolated mining town so why not?

After all It's natural for 20 something white men to force their opinions upon others via the internet and I think it's about time I answered mothers call.

So please do feel free to check in on the site whenever you're having a half hour toilet sesh. I'd love it if you gave the site a share and told your pals about it. Thanks for reading and get ready for an onslaught of bad content babyyyy <3